Give me your dumbest / craziest builds & I will use them to no hit Consort Radahn.

The title pretty much covers it.
send me or link a picture of your inventory or any other way of relaying your build (could be your actual build, or a made up crazy one).
Doesn't matter how good or bad, or ridiculous it might be, I will make it work and use it for a no hit fight against PCR.