What's the weirdest ship you ship?

Tagged as spoiler because some people might mention spoilers.

Alright I'll go first.

Snake x Clear Sky. . . NOW HERE ME OUT-

I read Snake's bitterness as him feeling betrayed that his crush threw him out.

Idk why I ship it so much🥲

Edit: Wow. The amount of people getting downvoted for their opinions is just sad. Most of these are just people shipping weird things.(Key word most) Seriously this community finds new ways to disappoint me every day.