Artie and other staff members

Was thinking this past week about Artie's time on the show. I know some found him to be as annoying as he was funny. And, yes, he had his inward and outward personal demons. Some of the best running sagas were his relationships with Benjy, Teddy, Shuli and High Pitch Mike (and George Takei). Which Artie incidents do you remember laughing at most?