Body of your dreams, but...

This was much longer than I anticipated, but I love plugging loopholes. The major points are in bold.

You can choose to have the body of your dreams. Any humanoid body of your chosen height, weight, ethnicity, health, virility, etc etc. No giants or pixies, no amorphous blobs, no centaurs, for example. But if you really want to be a foxgirl or a furry or something, go for it, I won't judge you. You can have wings, but they're cosmetic only and cannot fly. You won't have any special powers, though, whether super or mundane (no turning on/off your senses selectively). Maybe you're tougher and have increased longevity, but you're still mortal and cannot live beyond modern medical limits (like 120 years old right now is fine, but 220 is not, but it could be in the future?). You'll also face the physical and medical consequences of your choices, like if you're too tall you'll have more bone issues. Otherwise, you'll generally be able to adapt smoothly.

You will have to maintain this body, but it's much easier than normal. If you load up on Moon Pies and pizza every day, you'll gain weight, though not as much as you normally would. If you choose to be swole, you'll have to keep up a workout regimen to maintain it. If you don't, you'll stay muscular for longer than normal, but not forever.

BUT!

For the rest of your life, once per day at random between 0800-2000, a Karen will come harass you for about 5-10 minutes. For the purposes of this situation, "Karen" is a gender neutral term, but it's always an upper middle class, middle-aged person with too much time and a domineering personality. They'll also have an annoying voice and higher volume than is socially acceptable. It's also never the same person twice.

Kinda like It Follows, but with extreme annoyance instead of death.

After 5-10 minutes of shrill badgering, they'll leave without another word and vanish from existence once out of your sight. If you're mad enough that you hurt them, they'll exist for another hour to try to file a police report. If they fail to do so in time, you're off scot-free. If you're actually pissed off enough to kill them, the body will not disappear and you have a new problem on your hands. The next day, a new Karen Entity will appear between 0800-2000.

It doesn't matter what you're doing. Even if you're doing nothing wrong, a Karen Entity will come hassle you about something. They'll never be interested in you, or attracted to you, and they're totally beyond reason and convinced of their own self-righteousness. They will never willingly assist you in any manner. They'll never give you the benefit of the doubt, or really even listen to what you say. You can ignore them, but they won't let up during their time frame and will follow you around, even if it means trespassing.

It doesn't matter where you are. Don't wanna leave your house? They'll come knocking and yell at you through the door or window. If you're in a rowboat on a lake in the middle of nowhere, one of them will row up next to you and tell you your boat is against maritime code. Journeying alone through the Sahara Desert? Guess who came to join you and accuse you of literally torturing that poor camel. Locked in Fort Knox with no way in? There's a new guard, and s/he has a lot to say about the appropriateness of your attire. You cannot escape them.

They will never hurt you, but if you mouth off to them they may lightly push you or slap at you ineffectually, causing no physical damage. The law will never be on your side when dealing with a Karen Entity, even if the cops somehow responded in time. If you hurt The Karen in any way, you'll be legally liable as normal. If you're in the middle of nowhere, you'd probably get away with it... but maybe not!

You can have TWELVE "days of peace" per year for whenever you need a break, or so someone doesn't barge into your mother's funeral to complain that you're parked incorrectly. These days do not roll over; use 'em or lose 'em.

You can have THREE additional "days of peace" per year (for a total of 15 days, no rollover) if you describe your new body (PG-13, plz!).

LOOPHOLES WELCOME, though I'm pretty sure I covered all my bases.

Do you take the deal?