why does describing my boyfriend sound like i'm describing a 14 year olds wattpad crush

• 6'3

• green eyes

• muscular

• VERYYYY good looking

• grade 8 guitar, grade 7 bass, grade 5 piano, and grade 2/3 in a couple other instruments, AND he can sing

• can pick me up w one arm

• pays for our dinners

• buys me flowers at LEAST once a month

• great with kids

• protective

• VERY smart

• ADORES me

• great cook and brings me breakfast in bed whenever i sleep at his house

• wears a bracelet from me (hasn't taken it off in over a year) and makes it very visible if he's near any girls without me

• first thing he does when he wakes up is gives me a kiss

• does all the little stuff i find inconvenient without being asked (opens my cans, makes my bed, zips my jacket, fills my water bottle, orders for me at restaurants, picks the vegetables i don't like out of my food, the list goes on)

who is this man he's not real i wrote him when i was 14 on wattpad