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Graggle and Sairgee spent the morning teaching a rubber ducky how to waltz. Then they made sandwiches, and it contained corn flakes, mustard, and ham. They thought that was delicious. Then they used paint thinner as aftershave and that irritated their skin.
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Connection between ‘Emma Jackson (Home and Away)’ and ‘Kohte’

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If you could add one cryptid to a major city, what would it be and why?
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Let Freedom Ring
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Let Freedom Ring
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Thoughts? (TW: mentions of ABA, I don’t like the vibes of this one, it feels icky to me)
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Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Digestive System
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Graggle and Sairgee went to Squidward’s house this morning. They baked a cake, it was delicious. Then they practiced their autographs on slices of bread. Then they crumbled granola bars over tomato soup and thought that was delicious. Then they took the mattress out of the guest bedroom and took it
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Connection between the ‘Exponential sum’ and ‘Lucy Burman’

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What’s the most underrated game mechanic in your opinion?
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Over Each Other
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Over Each Other
Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong. If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation. And most of all, Graggle and Sairgee say hi. Splodlesplurf!
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Graggle and Sairgee went to Squidward’s house this morning. They gave a weather report for each room in the house. Then they made pancakes. And they topped the pancakes with spaghetti noodles and shredded cheese, and topped each one with two olives arranged like eyes and ate the pancake monsters.
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Connection between ‘Ortel Książęcy Drugi’ and ‘Creagerstown, Maryland’

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If you could invent a new ice cream flavor, what would it be?
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Carbona Not Glue
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Carbona Not Glue
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Thoughts? (This could be helpful if you ever needed to write a letter to help a child get support)
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